silly yet oh so funny

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By request.. The family Carhartt joke.. I am already suitably shamed by what I am about to tell you...

I cannot believe I am actually about to tell you this. I feel like it is way too much personal information to put on the internet. But since Anonymous asked. I shall tell you the story of the Carhartt joke...

It starts when I was about 14 or 15 I guess. And after spending many months ripping my legs apart shaving I decided... You know what? Guys can get away without shaving. They can grow beards. So I stopped shaving. I am now 21. And I shave at most every three to six months. Unless I have the misfortune of being forced to wear a dress or something.

Even during summer shorts weather, I do not shave. I just wear jeans when I leave the farm. Trust me no one is missing out on the whole not getting to see my legs thing they're not all that impressive...

As soon as I began to cultivate my leg hair my brother was grossed out by it. Which is entirely okay but really they're not his legs if he doesn't like it he doesn't have to look. He began calling me Cro Magnon. As I have been studying anthropology, I have gotten to where I actually kind of liked that one.

Over Thanksgiving break my beloved younger brother came up with a new hypothesis as to why I never shave... It also explains why I can wear shorts in the middle of January (Yes I have been known to do so)....

What is it you may ask?

I am cultivating self grown personal Carhartts which I will later sell.

He even came up with a marketing pitch and everything. I don't remember everything he came up with I was laughing to hard.

But I did learn something that night. Apparently I'm the only one who he's that mean to. I'm used to it. He's forever telling me I'm a fat ugly bitch and I'll never find a guy desperate enough to put up with me. Surprisingly he made it through an entire break without bringing that one up.

And hey you never know maybe someday I'll find someone deaf, blind and desperate!


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Back on campus countdown...

Three weeks left.. Probably a little bit less actually before I am finished with my college experience... Well I will probably go to a different school at some point. Or just take a few weekend courses at Cobleskill...
I cannot wait to go back home again. It is impossible to describe the feeling of peace I had while home. I slept better. Sort of. It is very difficult to decide when it is time for bed when you leave your cell phone downstairs and do not have your digital alarm clock to tell you what time it is.
But oh how nice it was to be home. I seriously cannot explain it to you in a way you could understand. It was absolutely wonderful. I laughed more the first night I was home than I have in a very long time. And apparently according to some of my family I am the catalyst for the laughter because I am so very easy to tease. I feel I'm a very good sport about it for the most part. Although I will never look at Carhartts the same again. But that's a long story for another day..


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more 5000 q's

401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
not so much there were great and terrible things about it.. great: Mr. D and Chantele terrible:.. everything else

402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
I try to

403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
Mel Brooks

404. When was the last time you were up all night?
a couple weeks ago

405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
family

406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
not really generally people can be categorized.. people I like and people I don't

407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as 'outsiders'?
Black people are allowed to be proud of their race same with Hispanics... Why can't I be proud to be white?

408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
Blood and Chocolate THE BOOK

409. Are cats or dogs smarter?
both in their own ways

410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their diary?
no why would i do that?

411. What teacher, if any, has effected you the most in your life?
Mr D High School English

412. Are you more easily bored or excited?
bored

413. What's the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?
coming here for college and then dropping out i guess

414. "What's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?" (- Adam Ant)
to annoy someone else?

415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?
be confused I so don't understand the point of breakfast in bed I also don't have a man yet but I'm looking lol

416. What do you do only when you are upset?
watch Jeff Dunham-ham-ham-ham dvds


417. What's the oddest CD in your collection?
an old old beach boys cd or something

418. What's the best diary name you ever saw?
uuuh idk

419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
most people other than my friends seem to think i'm sweet not crazy

420. Who owes you an apology?
nobody really

421. Who deserves an apology from you?
probably a million people

422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
no my parents did a great job there are a couple things i might not do but i guarantee i'll make other mistakes

423. Which do you like best: 60's, 70's or 80's fashion?
60's i think

424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
"It's not a bald spot it's a solar panel to a love machine"..

425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature
none of the above

426. Do you own a record player?
no but i really want one mom has kingston trio records galore

Do you use it?
i believe i just said i don't have one

427. How easily do you make friends?
i don't i have maybe 6 real good friends and other than that i just don't seem to make friends

428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
not sure but it's probably interesting

429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
MOTHS

430. Do you care about your weight?
not really as long as i can still buy clothes that fit

3 things meme from Holly

Three things I’m good at:

1. wasting time
2. annoying people
3.being slightly incredibly insecure

Three things I like about my life:
1. my family
2. my friends
3. the fact that break is next week

Three things I like about my personality:
1. idk
2. idk
3.anyone else like something about my personality?

Three things I like about my looks:
1. my hair
2. my eyes
3. uuum... idk

A Dream Within a Dream Edgar Allen Poe

Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow:
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand--
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep--while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

Laughs in Potsdam

Today (Friday the 13th) and all Fridays in general are free days in my schedule. So I walk to the public library and things like that.
Today I woke up a little after nine and watched the Charmed morning rerun. Called my mother at ten for about three minutes. I have three more to get me through til 4 am tomorrow.
Well anyway. I went to the campus bookstore to purchase things I needed.
My Id card died so I went and spent 2$ I didn't want to spend to get a new one. I hope this one works a little better.
I then walked to the local library and got a few books out. I have a lot of papers to write so I need to not have a lot of good books distracting me from working.
Those books included a Tamora Pierce I've read a million times but so far don't own a copy of, In the Realms of the Gods, book 4 in The Immortals series.
I then walked to the Post Office, which I don't need to do I can buy stamps and such on campus but I like walking around Potsdam.
So I go in and buy and incredibly expensive stamp. 44 cents is a lot people. Although I could probably paid in pennies if I'd wanted to annoy the nice lady working the window.
As I left I help the door for an older man who stopped to fix his shoes. He was having a very difficult time bending to reach the laces so I offered to help. You have to understand I love older people. I see them as a sort of national treasure.
He just said "No I've got it."
And then he stood up and put the hat that had fallen off his head back on and I went to hand the door to him and walk away and he says...
"Oh my God I'm so sorry miss! I called you sir I thought you were a young man. I'm so very sorry."
I just laughed and smiled at him and told him it was fine. I didn't even notice his calling me sir. I was just afraid he was going to fall and hurt himself! He kept tipping over you see.
He then as he was walking in, said to me that I was such a nice young gentleman. At which point I laughed out loud. It for some reason made my day.
He was so embarrassed thinking that I was a man. I was tickled.
Oh and another funny.
When I went to buy things at the book store the woman running the register mistook me for a trainee for next semester or something. And asked me if I had a twin sister on campus. Another good laugh. We also had a good laugh over the fact that my card probably died in protest of the whole dropping out thing. Which I have gotten lots of support on, even from some of the people in my classes.